noasi on a smaller scale

Friend sends over a 12 digit number, in 3 groups of 4 numbers, no explanation.

I immediately know what it is, and can’t stop laughing. #pgo4evr

An amazing Thanksgiving dinner with @snookca and the family. Full on nostalgia and Norman Rockwell emotions happening!

OH: “Your ass must be jealous of all the shit coming out of your mouth.”

I really want to be able to come up with responses like this in the moment. Alas, not a strength of mine.

Happy OMG IS IT THURSDAY ALREADY?

Beagle.

Sorta.

Do I know anyone here who lives in Atlanta? Any chance of a micro.blog meetup next Monday evening?

TIL my parents aren’t fans of my singing Queen at the top of my lungs in their house. 

Outside seems to be okay, though. 🎶

In a happy place… 🍵 + 📚

Pretty sure the people upstairs brought in a herd of 🐘🐘🐘 again tonight. The 🐘🐘🐘 start tap dancing nightly around 00:15.

Might invest in a broom to pound on the ceiling at 7am when I wake up. #nonotreally

OH: “Humans are good at detecting context changes. Computers are not.”

I cannot lift my arms. ki.tt/181031 5x22

The country is ripping itself apart.

thewalrus.ca/americas-…

OH: “I think cars are very internet-like, in that they insulate people from the reality of what assholes they’re being.”

Life, you are incredibly f’ing strange.

Worth watching and sharing (and voting) - vote.horse

🎶 I’m getting no work done today 🎶 ul-ti… mate is on… t.v. 🎶 I’m getting no work done today 🎶 this sport is delightful to me 🎶 tct.usaultimate.org/live-game…

Her “Just get rid of the nerve.”

Other her “Do you need it for anything?”

Her “No.”

Me “😳”

Other her “Well, you do limp”

Her “One leg is longer than the other”

Me “still 😳”

“How hard can it be?”

😒

Nothing quite like working on the same bug for 10 days straight and being no closer to fixing it, to knock one’s confidence down a few notches.

I swear the two ugliest words in the English language are “just” and “should,” not necessarily in that order.

OH “Interesting. I have a cupcake locked to my head.”

Pretty sure Google is in cahoots with the oil companies with all the f’ing shitty directions from their maps app in the last week. 😡😡😡

“Today is Canadian Thanksgiving!”

“What makes it Canadian Thanksgiving?”

“… It’s Thanksgiving… in Canada.”

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

This is fine.

No, no it isn’t, not really.

Some of it is.

Yes.

You know when you have a non-slow-acting niacin tablet, and your body does that full-on, raging flush that itches to the center of your core?

That. Only I didn’t have any niacin today. 🤧😷🤒